More work sarcasm
I’m working at home Monday and Tuesday.
Considering the fact I’ve been up since 1:30am and it’s now 4:30am, I’ll be sleeping in.
The landline phone is unplugged, the cell phone is turned off, and if anyone wants me they can call after 10:00am.
The only “alarm” I can’t control is a 20 pound cat who likes to jump on my chest, if I’m not up by 8:00am, and several dogs who think it’s their duty to lick my face at exactly 7:00am.