20 Worst “Romantic” Lines Ever by Mitch Teemley

Entertainment Humour Miscellaneous Writing

I went to a singles bar once and…sorry, that’s all I got.

Here are some lines I didn’t use:

  1. “You’re like a keyboard–your just my type.” Dated reference (requires knowledge of something called a “typewriter”). Still, if you’re cruising retirement homes…
  2. “I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your apartment?” Translation: “You strike me as the slutty type.”
  3. “If I could rewrite the alphabet, …

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