I went to a singles bar once and…sorry, that’s all I got.
Here are some lines I didn’t use:
- “You’re like a keyboard–your just my type.” Dated reference (requires knowledge of something called a “typewriter”). Still, if you’re cruising retirement homes…
- “I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your apartment?” Translation: “You strike me as the slutty type.”
- “If I could rewrite the alphabet, …
