20 Worst “Romantic” Lines Ever by Mitch Teemley

I went to a singles bar once and…sorry, that’s all I got. Here are some lines I didn’t use: “You’re like a keyboard–your just my type.” Dated reference (requires knowledge of something called a “typewriter”). Still, if you’re cruising retirement homes… “I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your apartment?” Translation: “You strike […]

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