Where are the flying cars…? …in the ozone, where our common sense has gone to die. How can the sarcasm fail to flow? I wanted flying cars! Soaring in the sky at 500 mph, and getting to work from one side of the state to the other in 30 minutes. How cool is that? Read […]
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Senseless Friday Sarcasm : Words that aren’t words. August 20, 2021 by floridaborne I have a confession to make. Some of the words I love the most aren’t considered words, except in on-line dictionaries that aren’t Merriam-Webster. Irregardless. Yes, irregardless of what other people say, this is the amphetamine of words. Instead of saying, “regardless […]
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More work sarcasm August 2, 2021 by floridaborne I’m working at home Monday and Tuesday. Considering the fact I’ve been up since 1:30am and it’s now 4:30am, I’ll be sleeping in. The landline phone is unplugged, the cell phone is turned off, and if anyone wants me they can call after 10:00am. The only “alarm” […]
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Senseless Weekend Sarcasm : Thought bullets No butts about it, we live in a dog follow dog world. The thought bullets that impact my brain at 3 in the morning: ME: God, the universe, whatever you are, why does evil always seem to win out in the end? God/Universe/Whatever (GUW: ): I told you not […]
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