“The Importance of Tipping” by Kevin Morris
The Importance of Tipping When a waiter by the name of Kipp Said, “sir, do remember to give a tip!”. I said, “I’m reliably told (…) Read more …
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“Behind the Kisses and Wine” by Kevin Morris
Behind the Kisses and Wine She is discreet When we meet. […] Read more …
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“Whilst Sitting in My Most Favourite Bar” by Kevin Morris
Whilst Sitting in My Most Favourite Bar Whilst sitting in my most favourite bar I met a young lady named Marr. […] Read more …
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Awaking in a Pool Full of Seals by Kevin Morris
Awaking in a Pool Full of Seals 2 Replies Awaking in a pool full of seals I saw a young lady in heels. […] Read more …
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“An Arrangement” by Kevin Morris
An Arrangement Leave a reply She lost her dress After food and wine. She had to confess That the line […] Read more …
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More by Kevin Morris: “A Short Rhyme” | “When a Young Lady Wearing Fashionable Shoes”
A Short Rhyme A short rhyme Of eternal rain By a poet […] Read more … When a Young Lady Wearing Fashionable Shoes When a young lady wearing fashionable shoes Got drunk on some very strong booze, They said to her, “dear Rose, […] Read more …
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“The Crocodile” by Kevin Morris
The Crocodile Whilst swimming in the great river Nile I met with a hungry old crocodile. […] Read more …
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Funny and thoughtful poetry by Kevin Morris
Going to Hell in a Handcart A most dissolute young lady named Miss Heart Said, “we’re going to hell in a handcart!”. […] Read more … Pious Miss Flow When a pious young lady named Miss Flow Said, “I hear that your morals are low!”. I wiped away a tear […] Read more … Hot Apple […]
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Coffer by Kevin Morris
Coffer There is plenty on offer To a full coffer. […] Read more …
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There Once Was a Girl Named Louise by Kevin Morris
There Once Was a Girl Named Louise There once was a girl named Louise Who was famous for sailing the seas. […] Read more …
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