Funny and thoughtful poetry by Kevin Morris

Humour Poetry

Going to Hell in a Handcart

A most dissolute young lady named Miss Heart
Said, “we’re going to hell in a handcart!”. […] Read more …


Pious Miss Flow

When a pious young lady named Miss Flow
Said, “I hear that your morals are low!”.
I wiped away a tear […] Read more …


Hot Apple Pie

When a gorgeous young lady named Sky
Offered me some very hot apple pie,
I said, “yes please”. […] Read more …