“Backstreet” by Kevin Morris
Backstreet A naughty young lady known as Grubb Has a job in a backstreet club. […] Source: Backstreet Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Low Morals by Kevin Morris
Low Morals When a young lady named Miss Flow Said, “Sir, your morals are so low!”. I said, “you and Rose […] Source: Low Morals Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Wicked Lou by Kevin Morris
Wicked Lou A most wicked young lady named Lou Has written about me and Miss Sue. Its really quite shocking And involves Miss Hocking. […] Source: Wicked Lou Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Ron the Don by Kevin Morris
Ron the Don There once was a don named Ron Whose lectures just went on and on. As loud snores filled the room […] Source: Ron the Don Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Ann’s Pram by Kevin Morris
Ann’s Pram I met a young lady named Ann Who was pushing a rather large pram. She said “they look like you!”. I replied, “oh god, that’s true!”…. Source: Ann’s Pram Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time by Kevin Morris
Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time There was a young man named Lyme Who picked a fight with Father Time. […] Source: Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Miss Grubb’s Bathtub by Kevin Morris
Miss Grubb’s Bathtub There was a young lady named Grub Who, being fond of her old bathtub Bathed in a public place, Which was a real disgrace! … Source: Miss Grubb’s Bathtub Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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I Awoke With The Beautiful Miss Spink by Kevin Morris
I Awoke With The Beautiful Miss Spink I awoke with the beautiful Miss Spink Who gave me a very sly wink. […] Source: I Awoke With The Beautiful Miss Spink Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Rose’s Spotless Reputation by Kevin Morris
Rose’s Spotless Reputation When a young lady said, with indignation, “You men all malign my spotless reputation!”. I said, […] Source: Rose’s Spotless Reputation Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Forlorn Shaun by Kevin Morris
Forlorn Shaun A most forlorn young man named Shaun Said, as he mowed the public lawn, “All things must pass. We are but grass. And this hay fever makes me yawn!”. Source: Forlorn Shaun Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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