Low Morals by Kevin Morris
Low Morals When a young lady named Miss Flow Said, “Sir, your morals are so low!”. I said, “you and Rose […] Source: Low Morals Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Wicked Lou by Kevin Morris
Wicked Lou A most wicked young lady named Lou Has written about me and Miss Sue. Its really quite shocking And involves Miss Hocking. […] Source: Wicked Lou Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time by Kevin Morris
Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time There was a young man named Lyme Who picked a fight with Father Time. […] Source: Lyme Who Picked a Fight with Father Time Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Miss Grubb’s Bathtub by Kevin Morris
Miss Grubb’s Bathtub There was a young lady named Grub Who, being fond of her old bathtub Bathed in a public place, Which was a real disgrace! … Source: Miss Grubb’s Bathtub Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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I Awoke With The Beautiful Miss Spink by Kevin Morris
I Awoke With The Beautiful Miss Spink I awoke with the beautiful Miss Spink Who gave me a very sly wink. […] Source: I Awoke With The Beautiful Miss Spink Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Rose’s Spotless Reputation by Kevin Morris
Rose’s Spotless Reputation When a young lady said, with indignation, “You men all malign my spotless reputation!”. I said, […] Source: Rose’s Spotless Reputation Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Forlorn Shaun by Kevin Morris
Forlorn Shaun A most forlorn young man named Shaun Said, as he mowed the public lawn, “All things must pass. We are but grass. And this hay fever makes me yawn!”. Source: Forlorn Shaun Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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Not Guilty! by Kevin Morris
Not Guilty! They say that the gorgeous Miss White Came round to mine late last night. Now my true love Miss Lou Is beating me black and blue. But ‘twas Miss Right, not Miss White! Source: Not Guilty! Source: https://kmorrispoet.com
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