Shaw: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” *** Churchill: “Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”Shaw: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” *** Churchill: “Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”Shaw: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” *** Churchill: “Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”Read MoreThe Write Stuff