Shaw: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” *** Churchill: “Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”Shaw: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” *** Churchill: “Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”Shaw: “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” *** Churchill: “Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”Read MoreThe Write Stuff
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