Top Ten Things Not to Do While Cooking Dinner
This list has as inspiration a mishap in the kitchen resulting from not being fully engaged in the process. I hope you enjoy it.
10 If you are cooking dinner, do not walk away from that pot of water that refuses to boil. If you do, at best, you will return to find a steam-filled kitchen. At worst, you will return to a completely dry pot in the basement through the giant hole in the floor and the volunteer fire department captain writing up the citation.